photo blurred to protect the innocentWoman seeks Man: I'm just a Girl!
Salt Lake City, UT
Seeking: Short-term relationship, activity partner, pen pal
Age: 17 Ethnicity: Caucasian Religion: Christian
Profile: Athletic/fit, 5'9", non-smoker, non-drinker, no children
Description: If you're rich, I'm single! Shower me with money and gifts if you wish, but I'd be just as happy going dutch. I am looking for some new friends, preferably LDS, to spend my short abundance of free time with this summer. I consider myself to beautiful, but not fake; Serious, but I know how to have a rockin' good time; Intelligent, but I'm still working on my Nobel Peace Prize; Mega-feminine, but good luck playing sports against me. Affectionate, but I never kiss on a first date. I love to sing, act, learn, and make the most out of life. You'll have to get used to me singing along with the radio in the car, but I sing like a pro! I enjoy anything outdoors, especially hiking, swimming, repelling, camping, and sometimes even gardening! There's a lot more to me than can fit into one paragraph, so if I strike your fancy, "Leave me a message at the beep and I'll get right back to you" <
Contact: Citrusfruit
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Man seeks Woman: I am in a fishing mood
Salt Lake City, UT
Age: 19 Ethnicity: White Religion: Christian
Education: College Employment: Full time
Profile: Slim/Waifish, 6'1", non-smoker, non-drinker, no children
Description: So you want to be a wizard. Looking for a little magic? Well search no further. I enjoy long conversations, as long as I am the one talking. I enjoy a variety of interests as long as I choose. I will go out with anyone as long as you pay. If I sound like your archangel, I am. Time and all eternity as long as I control the remote. Being carried across the threshold?...if you insist but don't hurt your back. If you enjoy a whole 100 pound man, I am your Fabio. If you are looking for an eternal flame, I am your heavenly match. Cuddle on the couch, as long as my team isn't playing. So write me and if I am impressed enough I will think about responding. I take great pride in my humility.
Contact: okiiniwatori
4 comments:
those are kinda funny, did either of you get a single response?
He got a few, but didn't respond. I got many, and met a few. I was hung up on my missionary for a while, but made some good friends.
That personals ad thing was all the rage back then wasn't it?? How cute!! I forgot how many people I knew use to find relationships and friendships that way. I had so many girlfriends on an AOL site I can't remember the name of now, but one is STILL with the same guy today and they have three kids and a big dog, so it wasn't necessarily a bad thing = )
May
I have to say, despite my share of crazies...I had good luck dating off the internet. That's where I met my husband!
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