Wednesday, March 25, 2009

The Medical Profession Speaks out on the Financial Bail-Out Package

The Medical Profession Speaks out on the Financial Bail-Out Package

The allergists voted to scratch it,
and the dermatologists advised not to make any rash moves.
The gastroenterologists had sort of a gut feeling about it,
but the neurologists thought the administration had a lot of nerve,
and the obstetricians felt they were all laboring under a misconception.
The ophthalmologists considered the idea shortsighted;
the pathologists yelled, "Over my dead body!"
while the pediatricians said, 'Oh, Grow up!'
The psychiatrists thought the whole idea was madness,
the radiologists could see right through it,
and the surgeons decided to wash their hands of the whole thing.
The internists thought it was a bitter pill to swallow,
and the plastic surgeons said, "This puts a whole new face on the matter."
The podiatrists thought it was a step forward,
but the urologists felt the scheme wouldn't hold water.
The anesthesiologists thought the whole idea was a gas;
and the cardiologists didn't have the heart to say no.
In the end, the proctologists left the decision up to the a__holes in Washington.

(Snagged here)


Anonymous said...

Where did you find that?

Laree said...

groan! That was way too punny.

Quixotic Healer said...

Lol, I sent that to my mom.

GabrielleValentine said...

Haha that was hilarious!

Lia said...

Whahaha!! That made me laugh out loud, especially the end!! Too funny, thanks for the laugh. I thought I was in for some serious reading!!

Quixotic Healer said...

Just had to read this again....and improve my stats!

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